do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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