Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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