i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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