you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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