Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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