Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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