Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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