glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We got so high we made milksteak
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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