Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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