They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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