the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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