dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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