so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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