nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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