THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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