I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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