I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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