I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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