Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
i out mim tonsoeep
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize