Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There r osticjed everywhere
being pregnant is like rehab
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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