I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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