anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
