if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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