So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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