you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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