Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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