Her vagina should come with caution tape.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
