Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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