quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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