Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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