Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What drink are we having for lunch?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
soo... how was my night?
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