That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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