i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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