found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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