i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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