your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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