But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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