She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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