I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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