I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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