Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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