YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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