I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
