If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Houston, we have a squirter
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize