so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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