he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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