I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So many bounce houses so little time
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Randomize
