I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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