the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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