People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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