weddingsv make me drug and hornr
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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