What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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