I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Randomize
