He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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