"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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